Raging on a Thursday Evening.

Recently my buddy Adam had turned 21! being one of the first out of my group of friends to reach the age of becoming a legal drunk/alcoholic! In which everyone in my group of friends one day dreams of reaching! Since that lovely day that he turned 21 and magically became legal to buy alcohol, he had put a bar in his ten foot long and 3 foot wide room in his garage. This bar being filled with every flavor of Absolute Vodka, and Absinthe and just about everything else a young teen could dream of getting their hands on!



HAPPY 21st Adam!

So anyway we are officially throwing a party for his 21 this Saturday in a hotel some where in Anaheim this weekend, and since I have work early morning the next Sunday at 8 am, i decided to get drunk tonight!

Boy oh boy! 3 shots of Absinthe, 4 shots of whatever Adam made me and a beer and I am feeling good, and i must say the bar is excellent!

HIGHLIGHTS OF EVENING! :
Taking 2 shots of absinthe and Aaron already complaining that he is going to vomit, so we go outside, holding hands to go pee on a bush (Because Adam lives in a garage and does not have a toilet) and Aaron immediately starts to vomit. I ask "You good man?" and Aaron responds, "yea man im good." then we both go to our separate corners of the bush and start to urinate. As Aaron is urinating, he starts to vomit once again!!! As he is 1.Peeing, 2.Vomiting, his body then decides to turn on him very quickly!!! and he lets out a HUGE FART!!! As i am only 3 feet away from him at this point I quickly start to crack up and run around in circles thinking this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me!
Therefore to inform people about the greatness of what just happened, I call Kari to let her know wtf just happened and end up getting into a very intense and heated debate about how I hate the holes in boxer briefs and I believe it is incredibly stupid for them to make them with holes for your penis! It takes more time to get your penis through the damn hole then to just pull your boxers down!!!
And after that heated argument I then decided to pull my pants down, and apparently to Kari this was not enough, so I pulled my penis and balls out to rotate around in a 360 degree motion as if it was my hand waving goodbye to Robert as he drove home early and sober!

Robert then preceded to call everyone else at the rage-fest that I was out of my mind flashing people! I began to wonder drunklingly and I noticed someone was following me, It was Josalyn! and we began to ponder life and all of the greatest things about it!

So as I am sitting here trying to sober up next to my Father, who has yet to fall asleep at 1:34 am on a Friday morning. Some how he has not yet realized i am drunk and can barley stand, let a lone sit in this fucking chair next to him!



Heres a picture to show you how small his room is, and we always rage in it... and ya...

and here is a picture of the typical Absolute night at Adams...



And I decided! That I work too much, and need to get drunk MUCH MORE OFTEN!

SLEEP because i have work early tomorrow and I am going Hung over!